Stock the stuff they actually laugh at.
One product, one job: the under £15 gift that sells itself when somebody picks it up and reads a page. A Wee Book of Scottish Insults, at trade price, made to order in Scotland.
250, 500 or 1000 units
Made to order, 4 to 6 weeks
Delivery included to UK mainland, elsewhere quoted
Pay by card or bank transfer
Want bigger numbers, or somewhere further away? Say hullo.