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Book details

136 pages of Scottish insults, Granny sayings and illustrations. An A6 paperback with English translations. Contains swearing and adult humour.

Format
A6 paperback
Length
136 interior pages
Language
Scots with English translations
Audience
Adults. Contains strong language.
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Sample pages from Volume 2

Volume 2 sample pages

Page 67: a Scottish football insult about Granny having better feet, illustrated with a grandmother saving a goal; includes its English translation

Also in the book

Illustrated throughout

Ink drawings accompany the entries. The book also includes nine parody documents.

Quiz and certificate

A ten-question quiz and a Certified Bawbag certificate you can fill in.

Scots dictionary

Look up words from the book. Blank note pages give you space to add your own sayings.

Questions about the book

What will I receive?

A physical A6 paperback with 136 pages. It contains 73 Scottish insults and 30 Granny sayings, with English translations. There are also illustrated pages and activities, including an insult builder and a Certified Bawbag certificate.

Do I need to speak Scots?

No. The insults and Granny sayings include English translations. A Scots dictionary explains words used in the book.

Do I need Volume 1 first?

No. Volume 2 can be read on its own.

Who is the book suitable for?

The book contains swearing and adult humour. Read the sample pages to decide whether it suits the person you are buying for.

How much is delivery?

Standard delivery within the UK is free. Any other delivery options and their prices are shown at checkout.

Are the books in a pack different?

No. Three-book and five-book packs contain identical copies of Volume 2. One book is £12, three are £18 (£6 each) and five are £25 (£5 each).

Original book · Volume 1

Reviews of Volume 1

4.4/5 · 21 Etsy reviews

Selected five-star reviews of Volume 1, the original book. Overall Etsy rating: 4.4 out of 5 from 21 reviews.

★★★★★
“Perfect for grooms men gift”
AshleighEtsy · 19 September 2026
★★★★★
“Hilarious insults from Bonnie Scotland!”
PatriciaEtsy · 11 September 2026 · excerpt
★★★★★
“Cute little book Funny Packaged well”
RachelEtsy · 4 September 2026
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