Pure dead brilliant gifts.

Scottish homeware fae Sik Studios. Gifts wi' actual patter, posted worldwide.

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A Wee Book of Scottish Insults on an orange background

A wee book o' Scottish insults.

Fifty pages o' patter, translated intae plain English so yer American pals know whit they've just been called. One for £9.50, five for £20.

Gie it a read

£9.50 · five for £20

Irn-Bru Can Cushion on a blue background

A can ye can cuddle.

The Irn-Bru Can Cushion. For the sofa of anybody who's ever called it 'girder juice' and meant it as a compliment.

Send it hame

£36 · Free UK shipping

Irn-Bru Can Mat on a blue background

A can fer yer floor.

The Irn-Bru Can Mat. 50 by 90 o' soft faux cashmere, far too nice tae wipe yer feet on. Indoors, mind.

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£34 · Free UK shipping

Hames across the world, saved fae boring cushions.